leestephanie:

the last 10 seconds of last nights call made me die ok

→ how to kiss

the-absolute-funniest-posts:

[step 1] open your mouth as wide as possible. make sure to stick out your tongue as far as you can, too, since kisses are like, 90% that thing

[step 2] find someone to kiss. you will know they want to kiss because their tongue will also be extended at full length

[step 3] move in for the kill

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dasniu:

“YOU SACK OF SHIT”

shelby u r wisdom

person: hey wanna hang out
thoughts: omfg how do i get myself out of this